Oscar Frankenstein
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Invention #1241: The Frankenphone
SUCCESS!
"Unknown voices echo through the line when someone picks up from the other side. Mysteries unravel, secrets to be told, as worlds beyond our own begin to unfold. Every call's an adventure, every ring's a sign. Into the unknown one call at a time! If you wanna call me, you can call me... on the FRANKENPHONE!"
Invention #1240: The Auto-Tie
FAILED
Never forget how to tie a tie again! Just slip it onto your neck and press the hidden button! The Auto-Tie will will make you look snazzy in minutes! In a race between human and machine, it would be a TIE!
Invention #1242: Robotic Butler
IN PROGRESS
Breakfast in bed without lifting a finger! This robot will wait on you hand and foot! (Currently trying to figure out how to make it walk without falling over).
Invention #101: The Milk Curdler
FAILED
This device was supposed to be able to spoil and un-spoil milk at a moments notice. Someone was stealing my milk and I wanted to stop them but I still wanted to drink my milk. But it didn't really work. Now I'm stuck with 100 gallons of very sour yogurt.
Invention #54: Breakfast-A-Breeze!
FAILED
Make a full breakfast in a jiffy! I tested many iterations of this device but eventually decided to put my resources towards a teleportation device that takes food from the nearest hotel continental breakfast. I was forced to stop the research by the FCC.
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